First to go, last to know
"Hey, how well do your Charlies fit?"
Fuck, suprise inspection? Last second ceremony? Crap!
No, gentile readers, much better.
"I need you and S to be in Charlies tomorrow to be witnesses at a Court Martial."
God damn it.
Luckily for us, it's in charlies, so it's at least somewhat comfortable. Looks like I have a fun night of fixing my uniform.